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semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

(Source: becausebirds, via ayeeanders)

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

(via dropped-my-koala)

timetthewolf:

onionwolf:

the-official-princess-club:

The Princess Club

Episode 57

Rapunzel your REAL mom’s the queen

And Elsa’s aunt

(via dropped-my-koala)

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

(via dropped-my-koala)

gnarly:

Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do

(via so-personal)

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

(via dropped-my-koala)

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

(via userbar)

(Source: thirliewhirl, via userbar)

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

(Source: kas-a, via dropped-my-koala)

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

(via dropped-my-koala)

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

(via betweensomeborders)

musicgal1206:

You’re right